Funny Quotes

Sometimes you really have to take things seriously in life. Some other times making fun out of a situation is the only requirement. In all seriousness, humor is one the safest ways to get through hardships and missteps.

Check these funny quotes, they are going to make you smile and take things with a pinch of salt.

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Unicorn

Me? Crazy? I should get down off this unicorn and slap you.


A Buddhist monk approaches a burger foodtruck and says "make me one with everything."

A Buddhist monk approaches a burger foodtruck and says “make me one with everything.”


naughty

Good people would not read this message all through the end. Naughty, Naughty… Very naughty.


The older we get, the better we used to be.

The older we get, the better we used to be.


Mankind

For the sake of mankind do not read this entire message!
And now you’ve killed everyone, you nosy murderer!


I never count sheep before sleep.

I never count sheep before sleep. I am always afraid I might lose one.


SINGLE

People ask me why I am still single.
The world is probably falling apart.


You're so attractive, I can't stop staring.

You’re so attractive, I can’t stop staring.


Google-it

There is no “I didn’t know it”.
There is only “I was too bored to google it”.


After Tuesday, even the calendar goes WTF.

After Tuesday, even the calendar goes WTF.


Forbidden-message

Reading this entire message is forbidden and you are discouraged to do so.
You have the right to remain silent, you crook.


If you're looking for a sign, THIS IS IT.

If you’re looking for a sign, THIS IS IT.


Democratic

I might sound pretty democratic.
But in our imaginary dialogue I’ve interrupted you 7 times.


STRANGERS think I’m serious. MY FRIENDS think I’m fun. MY BEST FRIENDS know I’m completely insane.

STRANGERS
think I’m serious.
MY FRIENDS
think I’m fun.
MY BEST FRIENDS
know I’m completely insane.


rebel

Do not read the next sentences.
You little rebel. I like you. A lot.


I'll be back in 5 minutes. If I'm not, just keep reading this.

I’ll be back in 5 minutes. If I’m not, just keep reading this.


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