When you find out it is someone’s birthday, it can sometimes be difficult to come up with something to send to that person. The type of greeting you send depends on what type of relationship you have with this person and what their personality is like. Down below you will find a variety of different greetings; from humorous to sentimental, to basic. If you are torn between several choices, the more conservative or basic greeting is always the best way to go. Go ahead, share & spread the joy of a wish!
Funny Happy Birthday Messages for their Special Day
- Happy Birthday to you! On this special day you need to dance like nobody’s watching and sing like you just don’t care! It’s your day! Make it great!
- I just wanted you to know that everything is better with bacon. Chocolate, eggs, and sandwiches are all better with bacon. I’ve even heard birthdays are better with bacon.
- Happy Birthday! I hope you get lots of bacon!
- Can you imagine a world without ice cream and birthday cake? Neither can I! Happy Birthday! Let’s celebrate and eat away!
- You are the only person I know who ages backwards. Well done on finding the secret to eternal youth. Would you care to share it with the rest of us? Happy Birthday, my forever and always beautiful friend.
- Happy Birthday to someone I would definitely allow to take my place in the Hunger Games. May the odds be forever in your favor, my good friend.
- I was going to get you a card but I thought my presence would more than suffice. Happy Birthday to someone I like almost as much as I like myself.
- Happy Birthday! You are going to be one cool old person. I know it’s a few years away but do you think we could bling out the wheels on your wheelchair and have wheelchair races in the halls of your nursing home?
- Happy Birthday! Do you think we could go grocery shopping together from now on, seeing as though you could probably sneak that extra 5% senior citizen discount?
- Happy Birthday to someone who was made from sparkles and glitter. You are the most uplifting person to be around.
- If you were an egg you would be sunny-side up. You are a wonderful person and your positivity is contagious! Happy Birthday!
- Cheers to you on your birthday. Just remember that if you can dream it, you can do it. Happy Birthday.
- I am going to make you an offer you can’t refuse. On your birthday you will be another year older. What are you going to do about it? Happy Birthday.
- Happy Birthday to my favorite partner in crime. You are one-in-a-million and I couldn’t get into nearly as much trouble or have twice the fun without you!
- Happy Birthday to someone that makes getting older look amazing.
- I hope your birthday is more fun than a wedding feast on Game of Thrones.
- I wish you a very Merry Birthday and a Happy Next Year!
- You are going to press on and you are going to have the happiest birthday since Justin Timberlake danced with Janet Jackson! Happy Birthday, You Filthy Animal!
- My mama always said birthday cake was better than chocolate. You get to blow out some candles. You never know how many you’ll have left. Happy Birthday.
- I don’t know how to put this but it’s your birthday. You’re another year older. Are you going to be okay? Great! Can I borrow your new AAA card?
- I always thought another year older meant another year wiser but then I met you. Happy Birthday!!
- It’s a great day for a birthday. I haven’t eaten all day and am really looking forward to some cake and ice cream. Happy Birthday!
- Happy Birthday! I refuse to use any age-related jokes today because I know mine is just around the corner. I will wish you a happy birthday and I hope you like your gift. I found you a little toy model of your first car, the Model T!
- I’m sorry I wasn’t able to fly Celine Dion in to sing Happy Birthday to you. I hope my rendition will suffice! Happy Birthday!
- I received the announcement to attend the Guinness World Records ceremony for the validation of one of the world’s oldest people. If I knew it was also going to be a birthday party I would have at least brought a card! Happy Birthday, Old Timer! May your next year bring good health and prosperity.
- Don’t think about the past because you can’t do anything to change it. Don’t think about the future because it hasn’t been written yet. Don’t think about the present because I don’t believe I bought you one. Oops. Happy Birthday to you. Enjoy your day!
- Happy Birthday! You are another year closer to receiving your annual colonoscopy! Isn’t that exciting?
Cute Birthday Wishes for Friends You’d Like to Tease
- Happy Birthday! I love how we don’t even need to say out loud how much of an amazing and beautiful friend I am!
- Happy Birthday to my favorite person. Stay classy and keep calm. Cheers!
- You are loyal and kind. I appreciate our friendship more than I could put into words. I hope you have the most wonderful day. Happy Birthday, my dear friend.
- Isn’t it exciting to think that one day we can be cute little old people together? Well, I am just glad that you can go first. Happy Birthday!
- Hooray! Happy Birthday to you! Your day has arrived. I hope you have the best day ever. You are an incredible person and deserve it!
- Happy Birthday to someone who I would gladly eat green eggs and ham with while riding a goat on a boat. I would eat them here or there. I would even eat them anywhere!
- May I now pronounce you as old as dirt? Just kidding. Happy Birthday.
Birthdays are a great occasion to send someone you care about a greeting to let them know you are thinking about them. Everyone loves knowing someone has thought of them. Sending a note of happiness and a celebratory greeting might just make someone’s day go from bad to great! Even if you don’t have the time to write out a written birthday card, a text message or email would be better than nothing.